A MODERN PARABLE
By Pastor Carol
The infamous “tax day” has just passed, and with that I am reprinting a “confession” written by an Internal Revenue Service agent.
“The other day I checked a queer return. Some guy with an income under $15,000 claimed he gave $1872 to some church. Sure, he was within the 20% limit, but it looked mighty suspicious to me. So I dropped in on the guy and asked him about his return. I thought he’d become nervous like most of them do, but not this guy.
“Have you a receipt from the church?” I asked, figuring that would make him squirm. “Sure,” he replied, “I always drop them in the drawer.” And off he went to get his checks and receipts.
Well, he had me. One look and I knew he was on the level. I apologized for bothering him, explaining that I have to check on deductions that seem unusually high. As I was leaving he invited me to attend his church. “Thanks,” I said, “but I belong to a church myself.” “Excuse me,” he replied, “that possibility never occurred to me.”
As I drove home I kept wondering what he meant by that last remark. It wasn’t until Sunday morning when I put my usual dollar in the offering plate that I understood.”
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Like it or not, when Jesus was asked about paying taxes, he said
“Render therefore to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”
ODE TO UNCLE SAM
Paying income taxes
I always get annoyed.
But then I think
Things could be worse –
I could be
UNEMPLOYED!
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